THE BEHIND IS THE CENTER OF A WHOLE NEW WORLD – A WORLD WHERE BUTT CHEEKS ARE THE NEW BREASTS
It has been theorized that cleavage is a frontal representation of the crack of a woman’s ass. The lure of the ass has caused a tectonic shift in the cultural landscape. Celebrities used to spill out of their tops to steal a scene or get some press. These days, when starlets want to attract attention, they flash their buns. There are two reasons this is so titillating – the left cheek and the right cheek. Peekaboo thongs have made each cheek a star. Instead of a single juicy peach, thongs create two magnificently distinct yet complementary globes. (Beauty is all about symmetry.) Thongs also let butt cheeks wobble – and who does not love the free movement of a bare ass? All those Wonderbra – girded breasts seem too constrained and inaccessible when compared to a bucking behind.
I’ve been told I have a ghetto booty,” says our beautiful BrandiMae Akers. “It’s round and hard and it’s not going away. I’ve learned to embrace my butt because it’s so out there. It’s one of the first things men notice.”
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