Floral Sex!

Valentine’s Day Sex is an urban legend. Every Valentine’s Day ad is the same bullshit pitch : Buy her roses and candy, and you’ll get the “Valentine’s Day Sex.” Unfortunately, lust, over time, is just like the roses and the chocolate candy -wilting and growing stale. Listen, the last time a guy actually got sex for chocolate was when we liberated France.

One lustful place that does not wilt over time is the new Denise Masino website, take the new free tour now at tour.DeniseMasino.com  It’s always Valentine’s Day when it comes to Denise!

Cupid's arrow is pointing at you! Happy Valentine's Day!

Cupid’s arrow is pointing at you! Happy Valentine’s Day!

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